New Government Motors Product Design Plans Leaked

Posted by christiancarguy on 4 June, 2009
This post was filed in Automotive, Government, History and has 10 comments

Flint, MI.-CCG News Service

By: Jax

 The CCG News Service has unearthed the new designs for these Emissions free, Green, Labor and Fuel Friendly 2010 sedans as proposed by GM (Government Motors). Head designer, Fredrick W. Tone, who currently resides in Flint, Michigan, Flint’s Tone was quoted as saying “this design harkens back to earlier design fundamentals and supplies everything that the ‘corporate and government heads’ believe are needed by the 21st century American automobile buyer. This ‘new’ design comes after much study into the American driving habits. While supplying all the luxuries expected (Power brakes, AC, heater, music or talk radio) it also controls the drivers carbon footprint. Jack-rabbit (gas waster) starts and hydro-carbons produced by the internal combustion engine will be eliminated.” At the same time applying the now trendy retro styling American’s crave.

 

While resisting comment, this reporter anxiously awaits what new designs forth coming from the design engineers at Government Motors. Meanwhile rumors are flying out of the Rubble at Chrysler that designer “Barney” has some great new concepts along the same lines.flinstone

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10 Comments on “New Government Motors Product Design Plans Leaked”

  • Bruce
    4 June, 2009, 14:30

    I guess drivers will have Yabba dabba dabba do time!

  • Stephen
    4 June, 2009, 15:36

    I knew they were up to no good! My knees are bad enough and now this!!!

  • Lafarge
    5 June, 2009, 8:43

    I think we are in the Stone Age the way things are going. WILMA!!!

  • Irene
    5 June, 2009, 8:51

    I saw that! There is an added benefit – no need for us ladies to get pedicures. If we drive barefooted, there’s that problem solved! And you guys can get in on the fun too!

  • christiancarguy
    5 June, 2009, 8:53

    Think of the cardio benefits, you just don’t want to stop at the Drive in Rib place…Yaba daba dooo

  • Irene
    5 June, 2009, 8:54

    Can I get the elephant vacuum???

  • Phillip
    5 June, 2009, 10:39

    it would be safer then the smart car.

  • Dr Sonny
    5 June, 2009, 12:38

    The acronym for the parable YABA DABA DOO: Yielding – Allows – Believers – Access (to Christ) – During – All – Battles – Against – the Devil’s – Outrageous – Opposition

  • Robby
    5 June, 2009, 12:59

    Oh, if only GM would yeild to Christ what cars we would have…we could put America back to work selling cars for the world..Thank you as Always Dr. Sonny I thought the Yaba Daba Doo might stump you, but I forgot this isn’t your first acronym rodeo

  • Bruce
    6 June, 2009, 22:46

    Maybe we could use a little Bam Bam action in the GM Board Room

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