By: Jax

 The CCG News Service has unearthed the new designs for these Emissions free, Green, Labor and Fuel Friendly 2010 sedans as proposed by GM (Government Motors). Head designer, Fredrick W. Tone, who currently resides in Flint, Michigan, Flint’s Tone was quoted as saying “this design harkens back to earlier design fundamentals and supplies everything that the ‘corporate and government heads’ believe are needed by the 21^st century American automobile buyer. This ‘new’ design comes after much study into the American driving habits. While supplying all the luxuries expected (Power brakes, AC, heater, music or talk radio) it also controls the drivers carbon footprint. Jack-rabbit (gas waster) starts and hydro-carbons produced by the internal combustion engine will be eliminated.” At the same time applying the now trendy retro styling American’s crave.

While resisting comment, this reporter anxiously awaits what new designs forth coming from the design engineers at Government Motors. Meanwhile rumors are flying out of the Rubble at Chrysler that designer “Barney” has some great new concepts along the same lines.